Straight Up Mayo

So my first blog is going to be extremely random. Ryan and I were just about to settle down and watch a movie when I look over and he is eating laughing cow cheese. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love the stuff......mixed with something else. I like to eat it with celery or in mac n cheese. But he eats it plain. Right out of the wrapper. I seriously feel like dry heaving. I told him it reminds me of eating mayo straight up. Y-uck. Yes, I realize this is a weird thing to blog about but believe it or not ladies and gentlemen, or whoever may be reading my blog, this is the story of my life. Feel free to get out while you still can if this useless info doesn't entertain you. Phew, he is done. Time to watch Caddyshack. Goodnight.